Saturday, April 28, 2012

Readers May Find Portions of this Post Extremely Objectionable

If you're a sensitive soul, the following photographs may cause you to feel woozy and nauseated. At least this first one:


See what I'm saying? That is Isaac's burned hand on Day Two, grotesque enough for a horror movie. For the first few days, the blistering got worse and worse (we got to see what was going on each time I changed the dressings--most of the time it was completely covered with gauze).

A week later, the blisters had gone down (he managed not to let any of them pop, which the doctors were really happy about, since the blisters themselves are gross but noble agents of healing and guard against infection, as long as they are "intact"). What remained was not attractive, but an improvement:


And then, less than 48 hours later, this is what his hand looked like:


Amazing, right? The human body is a fairly wondrous thing, isn't it? Isaac was planning to visit Zoë the morning after his run-in with the pan of bacon grease, and obviously that didn't happen. So he and a friend are taking the bus to New York this weekend instead, staying until Tuesday so they can participate in some May Day Occupation (and document it, for the Learning Shack and Blunt).

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Nemesis


No, it's not poison ivy (my true nemesis*), it's just the weed-which-shall-not-be-named (because I don't know what it's called). So let's just agree to call it NEMESIS WEED. It's everywhere in my yard, underneath everything, creeping under the fence and up in between the plants. I dream about this weed. I spend all summer battling it, and it is always victorious. The early spring this year is giving me an opportunity to get the upper hand, and I swear I will come out ahead this time.

We are working in the yard before it starts raining for forty four days and nights. Here's a typical yard work conversation:

Me: "Ooh, sorry!"
Mark: "What?"
Me: "I was talking to a worm."


*I have been known to get a poison ivy rash all over my face just from being in proximity to it, no exaggeration.


**Edited to add: Isaac is doing really well! If you are my Book-of-Faces friend, you have seen some gruesome photos of the blisters that rose on his hand over the past several days, enormous enough that I named them (Blisty and Mister Squishy). He has been back to the doctor twice for a change of dressings, and he'll have to go back at least once more, although after that first day the pain really subsided and he did not have to become addicted to oxycodone. Yay!

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Burnt

Late night emergency room adventures with my boy. Here's what happened: he and some friends had a fire in the backyard and cooked dinner over it. Veggie burgers for Isaac, and a carnivorous friend cooked bacon in a pan. At some point, Isaac moved the pan of hot (hot, really hot) bacon grease, splashing some on his left hand. He got it under cold water immediately, and at first I didn't think it was too bad a burn because it didn't blister (a la my arm in the hot tea adventure of '07 or whenever it was). After about an hour and a half, though, it was so painful that he allowed me to take him to the emergency room.


He brought along his bowl of water. I joked that it was his comfort object he never goes anywhere without. He could call it "Bowlie" or something. He explained himself at least five times, as we were taken from room to room, Isaac and Bowlie and me. "Are you safe at home?" asked the intake nurse, not even looking at him. I could've been glaring cruelly at him for all she knew. Everyone remarked that he smelled like a campfire, and the P.A. who eventually treated him said, "You smell a lot better than most of my patients!" A passing nurse jerked his thumb over his shoulder toward an exam room and said, "I wish a meteor would hit that guy!" Our P.A. looked like he hadn't had a good night's sleep in weeks, and our nurse looked like she was about thirteen years old, and she kept wandering off, claiming she would come right back with Isaac's pain medication and then not reappearing for forty-five minutes (without the pain medication). The place didn't appear to be very busy, but at one point the P.A. and the nurse commiserated about "So many IVs!" So.


It was really not a terrible experience, just bizarre. Well, it was terrible for Isaac because once they took Bowlie away from him and dressed his burn (second degree, finally blistering a little bit), he was in extreme pain. He was shaking with pain. He took his Oxycodone when they finally brought it, and we drove around for half an hour while he waited for it to kick in, hanging his bandaged paw out the window of the car while I looped around the Back Cove, up and down Congress Street, along salty-smelling Commercial Street. I woke him up at 3 AM to give him another pill, and miraculously, he feels so much better today.

Things I thought of last night:

1. As the P.A. wrapped gauze around his hand, I remembered the Halloween when Isaac was a mummy, and I followed him down the street with a roll of packing tape, taping him up as he unraveled.
2. When he was about nine months old, Isaac got his hand vacuumed in the vacuum cleaner. His soft little baby hand, all scraped and raw.
3. Over the past month, I've had to see both of my children in extreme pain and I don't like it one bit.
4. Isaac's drugs were much better than the ones Zoë got post-wisdom tooth extraction.
5. Driving around Portland with an exhausted, pale-with-pain boy reminded me of that brief time we spent driving sleeping children in cars, lulling them to sleep. Carrying them inside, hoping they'd stay asleep. Their eyelashes.

Friday, April 13, 2012

Minnow Redux


I don't have anything to say, but I don't want you to have to gaze at the previous post's accompanying photo any more. Creepy. Here's my dog, who's the best.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

I Think We're Alone Now


If you still need proof
That people are sad and strange,
This is your movie.

Friday, April 06, 2012

My Favorites

I love pens. Currently, these pens are my favorites. However, if one lives with other human beings, those human beings will inevitably steal one's favorite pens.

Watching The Sopranos all the way through for a second time is fun. It's still such a good show.

Listening to Isaac practice the role of Titania for school makes me happy. Especially when he says, "What angel wakes me from my flow'ry bed?" I wish he'd say that when I wake him up in the morning.

Imagining my girl participating in this Hindi debate (lucky Mark will actually be there!).

Santa Claus is now following me on Twitter.

My dog's muppet paws.



Spring is the season for eavesdropping.

This book was the best thing I've read in a long time, and officially it's a young adult novel.

Monday, April 02, 2012

Weekending


We had our girl for a whirlwind couple of days. Although we didn't make it to the play, we did make it to the doughnuts. Zoë and Isaac rode their bikes there, and we all had coffee and sampled different doughnut flavors. We also had a feast of a lunch at Asmara on Saturday, and just enjoyed being, all four of us, together. I don't know if she'll be back until...September? It all depends on her travel schedule this summer.

I'm missing her today, feeling a little gray. We moved Isaac, for real, into Zoë's former bedroom. He makes me laugh about a hundred times a day, and he has a new spring wardrobe consisting of various Hawaiian shirts from Goodwill. He likes to lie around listening to records. He is so tall. I can't even tell you how often he begins a sentence this way: "Ready, Mom?"

Sunday, April 01, 2012

Rabbit Rabbit


"Oh, good scholar,
 I say to myself,
 how can you help

 but grow wise
 with such teachings as these—
 the untrimmable light

 of the world,
 the ocean’s shine,
 the prayers that are made
 out of grass?"

from "Mindful" by Mary Oliver