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Showing posts with label funny odd. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny odd. Show all posts
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
angel wings
day four with no toilet. i was driving home from peeing at hannaford when i saw a man turn sideways. for just a moment i mistook his backpack for a pair of silvery angel wings.
with any luck, tomorrow i will be posting BEFORE and AFTER photos of our bathroom.
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
things you may not know about me
*i have more blogs than maybe you think i do.
*when i'm meditating for a long time, i am filled with the urge to mentally redecorate my house (this may or may not be genetic).
*there are certain songs or parts of songs that fill me with a physical sensation that is nearly full-blown nausea. for example, the part in "sweet home alabama" that goes, "in birmingham they love the governor, ooo ooo ooo." this changes, though: there was a period of time when i couldn't bear to hear any music from the eighties because it too vividly invoked the eighties in my mind. my memory has since dimmed, and now i like a lot of eighties music.
*i shave my legs with a product called beard buster (the cheapest shaving cream money can buy), and it makes me laugh a little every time. also, it makes me think of chaucer, the miller's tale to be specific. no, really. check out line 634.
*when i'm meditating for a long time, i am filled with the urge to mentally redecorate my house (this may or may not be genetic).
*there are certain songs or parts of songs that fill me with a physical sensation that is nearly full-blown nausea. for example, the part in "sweet home alabama" that goes, "in birmingham they love the governor, ooo ooo ooo." this changes, though: there was a period of time when i couldn't bear to hear any music from the eighties because it too vividly invoked the eighties in my mind. my memory has since dimmed, and now i like a lot of eighties music.
*i shave my legs with a product called beard buster (the cheapest shaving cream money can buy), and it makes me laugh a little every time. also, it makes me think of chaucer, the miller's tale to be specific. no, really. check out line 634.
Thursday, August 12, 2010
pastiche
i've already mentioned this on the twitter and the book of faces, but i had such a fabulous dream last night that i just have to describe it again. in the dream, i came across a great blog called dismal pastiche.* i then proceeded to email a link to myself via my brain. it was like there was a built-in iphone. in my brain.**
*yes, dismalpastiche.com is available. and it's MINE!
**just to be a little more meta about it, i then woke up, grabbed my iphone from beside the bed, and emailed myself a description of this dream.
*yes, dismalpastiche.com is available. and it's MINE!
**just to be a little more meta about it, i then woke up, grabbed my iphone from beside the bed, and emailed myself a description of this dream.
Thursday, June 10, 2010
sandwich
it's such an awkward word, isn't it? sandwich. sangwitch. sammich. anyway, i made grilled sweet potato sandwiches on pumpernickel bread the other night, and i thought they looked funny on the table. sandwiches for dinner is funny.
Tuesday, October 06, 2009
Sunday, July 05, 2009
hey...
has anyone else ever noticed that itunes genius likes to group bands with animal names together? like i'm listening to andrew bird, and i click on the genius thing and i get
grizzly bear
deerhunter
animal collective
fleet foxes
the dodos
deerhoof
bat for lashes
(that last one could refer to an animal or not)
weird.
grizzly bear
deerhunter
animal collective
fleet foxes
the dodos
deerhoof
bat for lashes
(that last one could refer to an animal or not)
weird.
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