Saturday, April 22, 2006

two frightening books


while it's obvious which one i would buy if i had small children who required some righteous propaganda, there is something horrifying about both of these books. i love in "liberals under my bed" that ted kennedy, hillary clinton, and a donkey are hanging out under the bed together -- hey, that would be just fine with me, personally. and as far as "why mommy is a democrat," while we're all crazy about squirrels, of couse, these particular squirrels, as rendered by this particular illustrator, are fairly creepy. and they're not wearing any pants. LIBERALS!

1 comment:

Enoch said...

"Philippe 'Salty' Reines, Clinton's press secretary, remarked, 'Can't wait for the sequel, Help! Mom! I Can't Read This Book Because Republicans Have Cut Literacy Programs!'

"While one left-wing website compares DeBrecht's book to Nazi propaganda, another, Democratic Underground, adds DeBrecht to its weekly list of 'Top 10 Conservative Idiots.'

"Books in the making include Help! Mom! Hollywood Is in My Hamper!, Help! Mom! There Are Lawyers in My Lunchbox! and Help! Mom! The Ninth Circuit Nabbed the Nativity!"

I dig it!