Surely some revelation is at hand

My own truisms:

A silver spoon makes everything taste better

A dog in the bed is worth two in a crate

Early to bed, get up to pee at 11 pm

Things I saw on a screen that made me laugh:

My mother, my hero

Vital clarification.

Reader, I did melt the cheese.

How did they make Barbie's legs do that

Hee hee.

Gmail is gaslighting me