Today (so far) I
ate two and a half donuts (which is approximately one donut too many)(but one and a half were pumpkin ginger SO GOOD)
stained a bunch of boards in a well-ventilated room and spilled 1/4 can of stain on the basement floor and cleaned it up with kitty litter and paper towels
talked to my sweetest girl on the phone
drank coffee first, tea later
tried to remember to drink water too
peed a thousand times
listened to this Luluc Tiny Desk Concert
listened to the Dinner Party Download
listened to the Slate Culture Gabfest
listened to Welcome to Night Vale
did a load of laundry
listened to San Fermin
primed the walls in the kitchen
ate some potato chips
received this excellent spam comment on this very blog:
"I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don’t know how to cook or clean, don’t want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women?
American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least.
This blog is my attempt to explain why I feel American women are inferior to foreign women (non-American women), and why American men should boycott American women, and date/marry only foreign (non-American) women.
BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN!"
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