i need to come up with a personal category which is the opposite of my ongoing cute list. cases of animals (especially pets) mutilating humans (especially their faces) belong on such a list. this story would go on that hypothetical list (warning, do not read unless you want to learn more about a chimp ripping someone's nose off).
also on the yucky list or whatever would be this story, from boo:
enoch: we should play frisbee at deering oaks this summer.
boo: i don't like deering oaks anymore.
me: why not?
boo: i just don't like it ever since i saw a homeless guy skinning a bird there.