i spotted this in the "i spy" section of the portland phoenix personal ads (i continue to read "i spy" hopefully each week, although i suspect it's usually completely fabricated by the editorial staff):
you were walking down congress street saturday night with a squirrel costume on. it's vital i find this person, or anyone with a squirrel costume like that! 845-5105.
in other phoenix news, scroll down to "best t-shirt to match your coffee."
THAT IS SOOOOOO COOL! WOW-EEEEE!
David, what were you doing in Portland without telling us?!
Aah, Portland, ME. I was in Portland , OR with a squirrel costume, so it wasn't me.
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