tom cruise

okay, it's my mother, not me, who is obsessed with tom cruise and his antics lately. she was insisting recently that his behavior is clear evidence of the craziness of scientology, and i petulantly demanded more evidence (why? i don't know; scientology is utterly nuts, obviously. why, beck? why??). if you haven't seen tom cruise killing oprah yet, you don't know what you're missing.

(note: when you attempt to watch tom cruise kill oprah with his super scientologist powers, you have to wait a minute, at least on my computer. be patient, it's worth the wait. note to mom: check it out, a church of scientology in your area!)